I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
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i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
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I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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