we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
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Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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