You really coming over, don't trick.
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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