Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
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Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
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Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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