You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
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We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
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His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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