chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
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Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
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Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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