Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
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I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
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I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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