Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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