Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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