yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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