is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
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The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
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And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I wear drunk well.
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