Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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