he wants to bone in the snuggie
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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