Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
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Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
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Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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