you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
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Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
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If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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