10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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