I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
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I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
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Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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