Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
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you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
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I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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