Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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