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• (509): View more from Washington

  I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?

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  talent.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.

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  I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.

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• (212): View more from New York

  It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I need a fuck buddy with more available hours

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