I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
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Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
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We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.