Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
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im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
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I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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