So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
This is the high leading the old right now
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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