guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
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he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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