so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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