New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
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HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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