I want to stick my p in your. b.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
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I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
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Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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