well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
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she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
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Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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