your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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