You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
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He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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