Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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