You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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