Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
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Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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