so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
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He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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