yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
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Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
foreskin is a definite game changer
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
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Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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