32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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