why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
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I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
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Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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