Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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