glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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