pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
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I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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