Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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