Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
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Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
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Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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