Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
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Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
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Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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