That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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