how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
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