Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
