i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
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I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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