she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
what day is it and did you see me today?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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