apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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