:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
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Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
ok first of all what the fuck
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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