I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Pooping to opera.
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