Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
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I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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