All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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