question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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